Saturday, March 3, 2012

Flash Friday

Am I fat?
If you really mean "Am I good enough?" then the answer is yes. Yes you are.

Will I ever get out of this dead-end job?
Probably not, unless you start saying "I'm going to get out of this dead-end job."

Should I date my best friend?
No. Unless you want to get a new best friend. Or yes if you've already touched genitals.

Does my mama love me?
In her own way, but she has Borderline Personality Disorder so it doesn't really count.

Who's prettier, me or my sister?
Your sister, of course!  You should want that for her.

What's the best cheese to buy to impress a girl?
Go with local artisanal varieties from your farmers' market and pair them with a decent wine.

Are vibrators passé?
Not if you're rockin' an '80's porn 'stache.

What should I eat for dinner?
Hot dogs and a beer float, obvi.

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