Friday, May 11, 2012

Flash Friday

Is my dress too short?
Not if you're wearing underwear.

Why is my best friend suddenly avoiding me?
You stepped over the line.  Just because you're thinking it, doesn't mean you should be saying it, yelling it, or writing in on the sidewalk with your pee.

When will we finally start to make plans for the future?
Never, bébé.  You don't hold him accountable for anything so, therefore, you get nothing.

Where are my keys?
On the dryer.

How do I tell my dad that I'm sorry?
The "telling" phase is over; it's time for doing.  Get on it. Neither of you are getting any younger and it really wasn't that bad to begin with, right?

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