Friday, August 17, 2012

Flash Friday

Who is he?
A very scary man with good hair and a vacant smile.

What is he doing?
Trying to beat the hope out of everyone around him with a green papaya and, possibly, a jelly roll.

Why is he doing it?
Because he's awesome at being rich.

When will he stop?
When Birnum Wood comes to Dunsinane.

How can we get rid of him?
If everyone kicks a rich person in the taint at a same-sex marriage ceremony and simultaneously cashes their Social Security and disability checks, then joins a labor union full of ethnic minorities that eat organic food, then, maybe, we'll get rid of him.

1 comment:

  1. This sounds like a fairly sound plan of action.